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I think we can all agree that the following things are true, because I am writing them on the internet.

Neutral Milk Hotel
Its the new millenium, stop recording on a tape deck you piece of shit.

Shuggie Otis
I know that Shuggie Otis's tapes are less expensive than recording over blank tape, but perhaps you wanted to retain your indie cred, by listening to yet again, another lost blues musician who's probably still alive in some old folks home. In fact, I think you should go visit him, change your last name from Zimmerman to Dylan, and piss off all the other beard sporting indie-fucks by going "acoustic".

Bitch Magnet
No one REALLY knows who the fuck this is.

Captain Beefheart
I understand that hipsters love to sport shirts stating phrases of irony. I'm just going to assume this is the same thing. In fact, while you're at it, why don't you add "Bring back Captain Beefheart!" shirts to your cafepress site.

Sly Stone
Had to throw some funk music cred in there? Yeah...I understand.But about we bring a real master back...like James Brown...FROM THE DEAD!

.....20 bands that should continue their careers and continue churning out albums. I don't have to really put proof or actual reasons why I think they rock, because my opinion is on the internet, thus making it factual.

1. Coldplay
2. R.E.M.
3. Pearl Jam
4. Green Day
5. Kanye West
6. Sonic Youth
7. Smashing Pumpkins
8. Ryan Adams
9. Modest Mouse
10. Dave Matthews Band
11. Usher
12. Cat Power
13. Dinosaur Jr.
14. CocoRosie
15. Gnarls Barkley
16. Euro Techno Re-mixes
17. Morrissey
18. Amy Winehouse
19. Madonna
20. The Beatles (AKA Paul McCartney)